onlinebeast:

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal

grox:

sacha-fenestraz:

stimpson:

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

fuckyeah2000s:

theboost:

It’s slaying absolute younglings

flanneldragon:

if you gave a gnome popcorn he’d kick his little heels together with every bite but if you told him they made a candied version called moose munch he’d start breakdancing on his pointed cap like a top

sulkings:

can i talk to you in the woods about something

sippy-blue:

/Sippy puffs on a cigar.
“I may be small, but my riches are just huge.”